This is a story about the Penthouse Jason. Everything about this story is real. It has to be! Otherwise I could get in a lot of trouble for telling it. Nobody ever needed to hear about the Penthouse Jason, although deep down I think he really wants you to... Just not in 'this' way.
The Penthouse Jason wants you to believe he lives in the penthouse. He told many people! He also confidently proclaimed he was the nephew of the penthouse owner.
None of these things are true. It shouldn't matter to me and it definitely shouldn't matter to you, but ours is a bountiful world of Penthouse Jasons and if you haven't met one yet it can be difficult to express exactly how badly they can hurt you
This website is to explain what he did to me, why he did it, and what I am doing about it.